WTF?!? Part Two: Gays That Hate Being Gay, but Love Dating Fag-Hags. Or Their BF's. On the Next Tyra...

Oh dear. The really fun part comes at 07:15 when Tyra tries to understand all this nonsense. She does a pretty good job until her neurons all fire at once and make her head explode.

P.S. Love the audience hottie with the red tie. Call me.

WTF?!?

I want both of these people destroyed. Immediately.

Shouldn't I be animating or something?

Just for fun.

BEHOLD!

This is the result of loading up a shotgun full of keyframes and shooting it at a timeline. And then just converting all the tangents to "shameful."

I was trying to get some blocking done on another dialogue shot and was getting frustrated with the process. I feel like I have to suss out my process every time I start work on something. It's my purgatory I suppose. My animation soul, it appears, must first be purified before being accepted by whatever animation god (Thor (oh some of you will find that funnier than others)) I've pissed off this week. I have to be more disciplined and start animating every single day.

Anyhoozle. Take a look at this and feel free to critique. Any words are helpful, even if you are not an animator. Even though I've marked it a WIP, I probably won't revisit it. I was just playing around and need to finish up the other dialogue piece (or two) and the other stuff, too, whatever they turn out to be.

P.S. I'm well aware of the hiccup at frame 77 (or so).

New Character Rig from Jason Baskin

Here's a new rig, Blake, from Jason Baskin, creator of the Bloke, Blik and Blok rigs. The rig comes with a variety of physical appearance options built in and very dynamic facial controls, including a nifty control called "autoLid" that keeps the eyelids traveling with the eyes. Blake is served up with a how-to YouTube video. Go check 'em out.

No Photoshopping Required. All-Natural Epic Fail.

I wish I knew where to start with this one. Another winner from yesterday's Tea Party, or perhaps Tea Bag Party is the proper term. Who knew? Maybe this is why they needed a permit, though I'm shocked to hear you can get a permit to do this in public. All the men hiding in the bushes at Cheesman Park will be pissed off when they find out all that rolling around in pine needles was unnecessary.

So that's what the riders on Michelle Malkin's short bus where up to...

Michelle Malkin has decided to host "Tea Parties", or some such crap, across the nation to protest the president's proposal to aid homeowners in financial straights. Few showed up, but the ones that did had awesome signs that have, no doubt, changed everyone's minds and foiled the plans of our Islamo-Fascist/Communist/Socialist president. They've saved America. Good job.

Original photo at the bottom of the post. The red arrow was added by Bob Cecsa (Bob Cesca's Awesome Blog! Go!) to indicate the wingnut's baby was trying to escape. Let's hope it found freedom.